It is time for a change in my life

[NES]

Most have you have probably noticed that i havent been a very active poster as of late. For those of you that know me in real life or even just here on the forums know that is not normal and is most likely closely tied with a string of bad luck and doubts in regard to this business and the production of negative energy on these forums. To make a long story short all these racial slurs and fart jokes have left me empty inside, and I think it is time to make a change. This Sunday I am planning on getting saved and becoming a born again Christian and I ask that if any of you guys are feeling the need for change as well that you join me.

 

[whalewager]

where are you having it done at...if we have to ride down to the nasty ass costa rican river on a skateboard with ur queer buddies...count me OUT

 

[kingbill]

It's ok to be confused...like the Amish who let their children see the outside world and partake in all the temptations that it offers before they decide to join the church...They let them have their Rumspringa knowing full well the majority will return.

I wish you the best in your RUBspringa and will welcome you back with open arms...

 

[whalewager]

let him go...maybe I wont have to pay him

 

[steaktartar]

shave your head and start sucking cock...worked for jack

 

[NES]

Nevermind fellas, I just rubbed one out in the bathroom and feel much better. Not sure what I was thinking. Down with hope up with dope.

 

[NES]

...plus it turns out that this "God" fella has some pretty stupid fucking rules. No bong hits, no creamy facials? Sorry but fuck THAT.

 

[pubguy]

Nevermind fellas, I just rubbed one out in the bathroom and feel much better. Not sure what I was thinking. Down with hope up with dope.

Amen brotha, sing it.

 

[pubguy]

BTW, there will be no baptizin going down this Sunday. It's (we can't call it Super Bowl in our ads) big game Sunday.

 

[Jack Herer]

tartar is lying NES.

Serious suggestion here, become a Bobo Shanti, they're good people. Plus they live in a nice place here in the Costa Rican Mountains where you can ride and smoke all day.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

did u ever figure out how to load your recorded fart on youtube?

I know that had to be part of your change of heart

 

[NES]

no man, can i send it to you and see if you can do anything with it? At 18 seconds I will admit it was decent but not even close to touching my morning piss fart record.

 

[Jack Herer]

no man, can i send it to you and see if you can do anything with it? At 18 seconds I will admit it was decent but not even close to touching my morning piss fart record.

Lucky girl.

 

[NES]

Here is the vide, I had to turn on the shower like always to avoid waking up the neighbors.

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[Hells Kitchen]

Jesus saves and Gretzky scores on the rebound

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

what?

 

[NES]

Actually that was closer to 19 seconds, not a bad attempt but it can be beaten.

 

[fockface]

You'll get a change...Lake of Fire for you. :nono5:

 

[Nadtwist]

You'll get a change...Lake of Fire for you. :nono5:

I agree.

:bananna:

Why the fock don't you fockity focks have the dancing bananna emoticon here?
Seriously, what the fock? :WTF:

 

[cut-paste-hero]

What is a fock?

And keep your :bananna: to your own site.

Last thing this place needs is another

:bananna: near Nes' ass